long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
But because of my friend I’m kinda starting to believe again. A while back he met this girl online and for the next week he’s hanging out with her. He saved up the money and flew down to see her. Seeing how happy he is when I’m messaging him is really filing me with awe. Oh did I mention that she lives in in Peru? This is a relationship that spans continents! Amazing.